when im a parent i won’t take my kid’s electronics when they get in trouble i’ll just take the charger so i can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out
The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house.
oh my god
i just do not understand this post what even
OH MY FUCKING GOD
It cracks me up when the actors on a show are also the producers because I always picture them casting themselves like
"Who’ll play the main character? Ah yes. Me."
u can’t beat the monuments men
umm excuse u
don’t mess with the Polar Express
Doctor Who meme → [1/2] quotes
↳ The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things. The good things don’t always soften the bad things but vice versa, the bad things don’t always spoil the good things or make them unimportant.
I can’t stop thinking that Sirius probably forced James to dress up as the giant squid and go ask Lily out during break and she pushes him in the water where the actual squid is very confused but also flustered about this new piece of hot tentacle in her lake
"This homework is optional but you should do it for practice"
OB Meme - (4/10) Scenes
He pleaded with those sea-green eyes, like a cute baby seal that needed help. Piper wondered how Annabeth ever won an argument with this guy.
-The Mark of Athena page 477
u can’t resist the cute baby seal