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theangelshaveteslasatncis:

folie-a-killjoy:

eli-manning:

gurry:

Aren’t we all internet explorers?

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do you mean we all run slow and people don’t like us?

thats exactly what we are

10 hours ago on September 19th, 2014 | J | 942,573 notes

unfriendlyasiangirl:

me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*

10 hours ago on September 19th, 2014 | J | 1,036,728 notes
leupagus:


fogbreaker:

pigeons are so dumb I love them so much

"dumb" my ass, you’d do this too if you could

leupagus:

fogbreaker:

pigeons are so dumb I love them so much

"dumb" my ass, you’d do this too if you could

11 hours ago on September 19th, 2014 | J | 59,287 notes

caterjunes:

megphail:

oh fOR FUCK’S SAKE

Remus Lupin's mother's maiden name was Howell

HOWELL

HOWL

HIS FUCKING FATHER WAS LYALL WHICH MEANS WOLF AND FUCKING LUPIN ARE YOU FUCKINg KIDDING ME

Remus Lupin aka wolfy werewolf mcwerewolfpants

 (via queerical)

12 hours ago on September 19th, 2014 | J | 88,891 notes

brightlights-darklives:

My dad was complaining about buying me books yesterday and I said “well at least it’s books” and then the cashier goes “yeah it could be drugs”

13 hours ago on September 19th, 2014 | J | 271,724 notes

alexernst:

unwakeable:

that time in the night when you can’t stop yawning but can’t get to sleep either

i yawned after reading this

14 hours ago on September 19th, 2014 | J | 226,499 notes

thewordsofclayton:

sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

Good

15 hours ago on September 18th, 2014 | J | 483,905 notes
geekygothgirl:

jmiah0192:

Japanese child actress Mana Ashida (little Mako) was embarrassed that she couldn’t pronounce Guillermo Del Toro’s name so he gave her special permission to call him “Totoro-san” instead.
My Neighbor Guillermo Del Toro.

If I don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead.

geekygothgirl:

jmiah0192:

Japanese child actress Mana Ashida (little Mako) was embarrassed that she couldn’t pronounce Guillermo Del Toro’s name so he gave her special permission to call him “Totoro-san” instead.

My Neighbor Guillermo Del Toro.

If I don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead.

16 hours ago on September 18th, 2014 | J | 144,129 notes
16 hours ago on September 18th, 2014 | J | 163,391 notes

distorment:

i procrastinate so much i’ll probably put off death and never die

16 hours ago on September 18th, 2014 | J | 113,988 notes