Aren’t we all internet explorers?
do you mean we all run slow and people don’t like us?
thats exactly what we are
me: ok i’ll study at 8:00
me: *pretends i didn’t see*
pigeons are so dumb I love them so much
"dumb" my ass, you’d do this too if you could
oh fOR FUCK’S SAKE
Remus Lupin's mother's maiden name was Howell
HIS FUCKING FATHER WAS LYALL WHICH MEANS WOLF AND FUCKING LUPIN ARE YOU FUCKINg KIDDING ME
Remus Lupin aka wolfy werewolf mcwerewolfpants
My dad was complaining about buying me books yesterday and I said “well at least it’s books” and then the cashier goes “yeah it could be drugs”
that time in the night when you can’t stop yawning but can’t get to sleep either
i yawned after reading this
a guy walked into the board room and said
"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"
and i just stared at him and coldly said
"i am the regional reports manager"
we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life
Japanese child actress Mana Ashida (little Mako) was embarrassed that she couldn’t pronounce Guillermo Del Toro’s name so he gave her special permission to call him “Totoro-san” instead.
My Neighbor Guillermo Del Toro.
If I don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead.
i procrastinate so much i’ll probably put off death and never die